*7am: awaken by either a tiny finger poking me to wake up (snickerdoodle hungry) or a babbling chunk monkey who sees you happily but will in roughly 10 secs of going into her room go from happy super baby to ravenous, clawing, starving to death baby!
*7:15 preparing breakfast for both girls
*7:20 telling snickerdoodle to yes she must wash her face and brush her hair and make her bed before she comes down
*7:21 bouncing chunky monkey upstairs because snickerdoodle is having toothpaste malfunctions
*7:22 Mr. Peabody our faithful shadow is following me because I forgot to let him out and make his breakfast. Nearly tripping over him on the way up the stairs.
*7:23 fix toothpaste, kiss snickerdoodle on head, and lets her kiss chunky monkeys cheeks with toothpaste while shes happy to see her older sister, but overly disappointed that neither she or her nice smelling milk lady mom has no bottle in hand, continues fussing and babbling .
*7:25 with bottle almost done, mom prepares bird quantity breakfast for snickerdoodle, saying yes she can watch Ariels newest movies for honestly the 80th time since I brought it home. Wishing I actually bought the movie instead of renting it.
*7:26 sweet silence on both ends, little monkey is chugging down and snickerdoodle has finished her 1st breakfast.
*8am finally getting my cup of coffee with lil'monkey passed out in her swing
*8:02 lil monkey wakes up realizing that shes out of mom's arms and protests loudly. Lets out dog.
*8:15 2Nd attempt on getting that cup of coffee, first one is cold.
*8:30. exactly one hour since the first breakfast, snickerdoodle, aka the hobbit, would like a 2nd breakfast. This is common, hence why I know to make a small cold one in the beginning and a hot one that's filling. Why not it all at once, though she is hungry initially, her stomach can't take in all that food and goes to waste. So we spread it out.
*8:45 looks at clock, panics, only 2 hours to go. Pauses movie, tell snickerdoodle to go upstairs and change into her soccer uniform, bring down bands for pony tails, push her along as she protests loudly, lil monkey wakes up and joins in the loud fun by protesting as well, mr. p is barking because why not? everbody else is.
*9am, realizes that the 2nd cup barely touched is cold. *sighs*
*9:30am soccer clothes on, pony tails in, movie back on, dry diaper on with a new set of clothes, mom gives a kiss on snickerdoodles cheek, brings baby upstairs with bouncy seat, and hops into what hopes to be a nice long hot 4 min shower.
*9:45am prepares diaper bag, snack bag, soccer bag with cleats, load up in truck, feed dog finally! Forgetting the water bottle
*9:46am remembers water bottle. shoot its still frozen!
*9:55am attempts to load up family, then suddenly out of nowhere, a rumble, a explosion and a happy fat baby with major production in the newly dry diaper (changed only less that 1 min ago) Snickerdoodle laughs saying how stinky it is, hops on couch and ariel is back on, dog is happy that we decided to come back, lil monkey now realizing shes still dirty and complains, can't run up the stairs fast enough
*10:05 2nd attempt to loading up family, pulling back the dog out of the car, dang he's fast! OUT OF THE GARAGE! SUCCESS!
*10:10 buying a cup of HOT coffee along the way
*10:20 realizing we're running 5 mins behind schedule now fully understands why those mini van driving soccer moms drive like insane lunatics. OMG..I wish I ordered this fully caffienated with a shot of whiskey.
*10:30 makes it to the field on time, flip flops off, shoes on, and onto the field she goes!!yay!!
*10:45 am GAME TIME. Go Eagles! Today it's against the Fighting Ladybugs!!
Stressful? yes. DO I love it? OMGosh yes!! I wouldn't trade it in the world for anything.
Now for some pics!
Say GOAL!!!!
One of the rare times shes actually following the ball. In the correct direction.
Coach lil'Monkey pondering her sisters latest move of freezing when the ball came to her.
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