Oi Vey!

• "You're holding the bottle wrong"
• "She's sucking in air pull the bottle away"
• "She's cold are you sure shes dressed warm enough?"
• "She farted and pooped, you need to changed her diaper"
• "Did you wash your hands, you need to, lots of germs"
• "Oh photo time? Oh let me be in it, I love the baby.....CHEESE!"
• "Oh I"m holding her, she looked sad and was about to cry, you were busy"
• "Did you remember her medicine"
• "Did you feed her enough milk"
• "Heres the barf rag, you'll get barf all over you"
• "Shes crying again, why aren't you picking her up?"
• "Let me snuggle with her, shes fine"
• "She looks like me, we have the same nose"
• "Trust me I know, thats why you need me"

Nagging of a Jewish Mother? Nope...naggings of 7 yr old little mother..or a Jewish little mother.

Incredible.