Monday, October 6, 2008

Is "Wizard" Gender Neutral?

I need to know because the Chunky Monkey sleeps with her eyes open. It's weird.

This has been, to put it mildly, a rough couple of weeks. We're hoping that this entire year is dedicated to paying off the karmic debt accumulated by the miracle of the Chunky Monkey's birth. We're hoping that this year is NOT dedicated to paying of the 'carmic' debt accumulated by my innate ability to find fantastic parking spots. Every. Damn. Time. It's like, where was I when the lines were forming for Earthly feats and abilities? Playing a divinely ironic D&D game? My twenties can be used elsewhere, thank you very much. *sigh*

Literal tragedy, bad news, worse news, and other various sundry calamitous points of personal woe capped off a 'September to Remember.' 2008? You can keep it. I'll be over here in 2015 enjoying hover-hammocks and a teen angsty Snickerdoodle. On second thought...

I was able to finagle a rare day off on Saturday. The family loaded up the truck after Snickerdoodle's soccer game and off we drove to a pumpkin patch! Wheelbarrows, pumpkins, a hay maze, apple cider, and the unmistakable smell of cow manure wafting on the breeze. *inhale, exhale* Hhhhh ahhh....

Looks like "wizard" is indeed gender neutral. Congratulations, Chunky Monkey. I wasn't sure witch one to use...

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